User Profile

HELLO! I am Mike and I am some totally insane dude that does insane things. One time, I like I like jumped over a brick and totally missed and ate cement. Every one was like, "Oh Shit!!!! That guy is insane!!!!!" After that I got up off the ground and wiped the blood off, I said, "hell yea I'm insane! and don't forget it!" Anyways, I like to rock out and jam on my guitar. I play a cherry sunburst Les Paul and I know you're jealous of me. Just kidding. I like going to concerts and jumping into the pit. I like metal, some punk, indie, and a bunch of other stuff. I hate school and girls hate me. Sometimes a random girl will just walk up to me and say, "I hate you." Then I run and cry because that's not very nice. I tried calling those psychic hotlines to see if I could get some help and they told me that I was a loser and should jump into a volcano. That's not that bad really. Sometimes people say mean things to me. I tried to compete on Iron Chef one time, but they kept telling me microwaves weren't allowed. I was like WTF!!!! Eat shit you #&*% sucking #$%^ with a skinny %$@* and &)(()*%#@*(&*()^@$(&@#(%&@*(#&!!!! So yea, that's a little about me. I have plenty more stuff, but I'm greedy and don't want to share.